Apparently I have thrown the gauntlet down and now find myself in an awkward situation. I have to beat up Kelly Parker. I don't want to beat her up. I actually really like her and think she is great. But my future housing situation is at stake here...along with a GINORMOUS diamond ring. I think Kelly has her eye on the ring, not on the man. I can't let this one go without a fight. So all this week I am preparing for a throw-down. I'm eating plenty of power bars and running stadium bleachers and focusing on the goal.
Kelly, it's you and me. This Sunday. Noon. CLC gym floor. You're gonna wish you'd never laid eyes on Kirk before.