Apparently I have thrown the gauntlet down and now find myself in an awkward situation. I have to beat up Kelly Parker. I don't want to beat her up. I actually really like her and think she is great. But my future housing situation is at stake here...along with a GINORMOUS diamond ring. I think Kelly has her eye on the ring, not on the man. I can't let this one go without a fight. So all this week I am preparing for a throw-down. I'm eating plenty of power bars and running stadium bleachers and focusing on the goal.
Kelly, it's you and me. This Sunday. Noon. CLC gym floor. You're gonna wish you'd never laid eyes on Kirk before.
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Anyone remember the Julie Brown song "Girl Fight?"
"Girl fight tonight! Revenge is gonna be so sweet! Girl fight tonight, I'm gonna kick your blonde butt!"
Do you feel guilty that you're challenging Kelly to a fight on your blog and she has a picture of Bambi on hers? ;)
Erin - LOL!!
Laurie, I like you too. And I feel really bad that I'm going to have to mess up your beautiful face ;). I hired a trainer to teach me fighter skills...
Wait a minute girls! Kirk is not a toy to be fought over. He's a sensitive man with feelings and all that stuff. ;) Besides, I saw the ring...I think it might be fake. I'd get it appraised if I were you!!
Hey if this bitch is after your man there is no rocket science here! Punch the crap out of her, bite her , scratch and pull her hair. Catfighting is not a sweet science. Hope you win! Let us know! We're rooting for you!
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