Secret Footage

Yesterday I saw a woman in the grocery store wearing skin-tight white pants, with red and white striped underwear. Naturally, I know what her underwear looked like because I could see them straight through her pants. Incidentally, she had the beginning of a wedgie forming.

I really wanted to film her for secret footage on What Not to Wear. (If you aren't familiar with this show, you MUST check it out. I can honestly say it's the only fashion show out there that actually makes me want to get rid of things instead of buy things.)

I think it's going to be a new goal of mine to get someone onto the show. So beware...when you're around me I may be looking for fashion violations. You have been warned.