Things that made me laugh this week:
"I thought Troy said 'you're in charge of Laurie.'"
"I have a teeny, dumb husband brain."
"I'm nobody's bubba."
"Laurie, which is more disgusting: boogers or poop?"
"I'm going to tell you a dirty joke."
"Gives a whole new meaning to 'potty mouth.'"
"You're a great cook, you serve people and you insult me. You're irreplaceable!"