Monday, October 18, 2010

Important Women's Health Issue - Please Read

*Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
*Do you suffer from shyness?
*Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
*Do you suffer from exhaustion from the day to day grind?

If you answered yes to any of those questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas.

Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that keep you from living the life you want to have.

Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas.

Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are nursing or pregnant should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include:
-Dizziness
-Nausea
-Vomiting
-Incarceration
-Lustfulness
-Loss of motor control
-Loss of clothing
-Loss of money
-Loss of virginity
-Table Dancing
-Headache
-Dehydration
-Dry mouth
-And a desire to sing Karaoke

2 comments:

Mimi said...

I was thinking about margaritas!!

Carissa said...

This is great! I have to send it to my sis-in-law! I do have one correction to make though . . . you can have margaritas while nursing . . . just not so many of them that the baby will notice! :)