Me: "You know sometimes you're not very nice to me."
Him: "What are you talking about? I say positive things to you all the time."
Me: "Yesterday you told me I looked like the mayor's wife."
Him: "That was a compliment! The dress you were wearing was so cool! You looked good...like you could be a mayor's wife."
Me: "Oh. (long pause as I mull this over) Well next time could you just say 'I like that dress. You look nice'...?"
Sometimes men and women just don't understand each other.