Exhibit A: Text message conversation between me and a guy friend
Him: "Are you available for coffee on Thursday?"
Me: "Yes. Are you asking me out via text? ;)"
Him: "I wouldn't dream of it"
Exhibit B: At a dinner, discussing the upcoming car ride home with a guy friend
Me: "Don't fill my wine glass too full. Otherwise I might get handsy on the trip home."
Him: "If I had known you might get handsy I wouldn't have agreed to ride together."