No seriously, give me something to blog about. I'm fresh out of material.
I thought of telling you about how a couple of girlfriends and I went barhopping and picked up a chick. But I figure you're not interested in that kind of thing.
I also considered telling you the story of why one of my friends needed me to stir his iced tea for him. But it's a little bit sad.
I thought about explaining why my roommate was playing with her fat in front of several of our friends. But her fat is her business.
I could blog about eggplant. But this is a family-friendly blog and eggplant just isn't appropriate.
I'm at an impasse. I have nothing to blog about.