Our station ordered Chinese food in for us today. All American-style Chinese food must come with a fortune cookie. Usually I am mildly amused by the "fortunes" they contain. Today, I'm a little apprehensive.
My fortune says:
"Today you should be a passenger. Stay close to a driver for a day."
Apparently this cookie company dabbles in scary fortunes. On the flip side (both literally and figuratively) the Chinese word I'm supposed to learn is "boyfriend."
Maybe that's my consolation prize for the foretold doom.