I came home Sunday night to find an intruder in my house. He tried to attack me, but I fought back and killed him. I then had a problem: getting rid of the body. I couldn't do it on my own. I tried, but found myself unequal to the task. So I emailed four of my guy friends, asking if someone could help me.
One guy responded. One! Wow. I feel loved.
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I once had a bat hanging upside down on my entertainment center. I called every single guy in my phone. Not one would help me. (Rule #672 to stay single.)
i found a snake in my bedroom. on the second floor!! i'd like to think that one of the cats drug it upstairs and not that the snake climbed the stairs.
i had to vanquished the reptile all by myself. i did call my husband and freaked out on him. but he didn't feel inclined to leave work and drive 20 miles to help me.
please feel free to read the whole story on my blog. it was quite traumatic.
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