Because it's Friday

...and because red cups are out...and because it has been a week of looking back at the past...I give you...(drum roll please)...

The Friday Funnies!
Things that made me laugh this week:

"I'm pretty sure Troy will never have contractions."

Guy: "Well, Dora and I are going to do it this year."*
*Name changed to protect the "innocent."

"I remembered the toilet paper, which naturally led me to remember the ass."

"I wasn't feeling my loco. I don't even know how to do that."

Guy to me: "I don't remember when you were in my bed...I have a bad memory about these things."