Things that made me laugh this week:
"They're probably thinking we're gay."
"I'm more freaked out about my hair than anything else. God will give me the words to say, but I feel responsible for bad hair."
"If I were a girl I'd be pregnant all the time...cuz I just can't say no."
"We should get coffee or something...maybe I could be Guy #542635."
"I did NOT want to get out of bed this morning, and you weren't helping."