Things that made me laugh this week:
"There are definitely feet in that movie."
"I can hold my water."
"Lord, we pray that NPR would become a Christian, conservative talk show. Amen."
"I am the smartest woman alice. I mean alive."
"I figured that would be a good picture for you to get some ideas on what you could have in your garden."
"NPR Ultimate Fighting Challenge."
"Your mom is the true American Idol."
"You can't put that on a felt board."
"We have matching lip gloss. It'll confuse peeps even more. They won't know who to kiss."
"I realized that I am afraid of men. Crazy, huh? Especially since I like them so much."
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