Things that made me laugh this week:
"Spring smells good. It's like God took the whole season out of the dryer and shook it."
"Laurie Goo. My favorite."
Me: "Don't get your panties in a wad."
Him: "Actually, I'm not wearing any."
"We have HR now. No more sexual harassment or anything fun like that."
"I do not like coconut in my pies or cookies. I will not eat it with flies or wookies."
"We're living in the state of big-haired, big-boobed blondes cooked in the sun over-easy."
"The Word of God is sexy on him."
"Giving me my own radio show would be like giving an atomic bomb to Kim Jong-il."
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I speculate that any normal person, if given a word association test, would likely associate the word "cookie" with the words "round, chocolate chip, hot." Leave it to a Digmer to hear the word "cookie" and automatically think of Chewbacca. Shady at best.
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