Things that made me laugh this week:
"I still think about how you told me one gets left behind when you roll over at night."
Guy: "Troy, you're so flavorful."
Girl #1: "Like these breasts."
Girl #2: "What's this about Troy's flavorful breasts?"
"I have an environmentally friendly nozzle."
Guy: "I want to ask you something."
Me: "Okay, what is it?"
Guy: "So...how do you feel about clowns?"
"You did not just send me porn."
"Blog about man-eating goats."
"I see your condom argument."
Me: "Can I put that on my blog?"
Friend: "Tell them Tom said it."
"My hopes have suddenly been dashed on the jagged rocks of injustice."
"I'm going to Schlitterbahn in August. I need to work on my Schlitter-body."
"Earth to Laurie!"
"I don't want to let my ladies down."
Man: If I ever did get sexually harassed, with my luck, it would be by a guy."
E-Card: "With Sympathy on Your Break-up...Remember the good times...like when you hit him over the head with your purse. You have my condolences...and you still have Guy #2 and Guy #3."
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btw... I'm not stalking your site. I just use it as a base of operations to check all the blogs I read
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