Things that made me laugh this week:
"Broken cars and broken women, that's all I've ever driven."
"Can I taste the vanilla bean? I need to see if it's too beany."
"Are men hotly pursuing you?"
"Sooo...tell me what a real date is like."
"I was off today...running errands for Laurie. I'm her administrative assistant now."
"When you walked in the door I thought 'Look! There's Flamin Larry!'"
"I think I just got rejected by the one I said 'no' to."
"There once was a guy named Dan
who accidentally broke his hand.
He fell in the snow
making quite a big show
And now he's a one-armed man."
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