Things that made me laugh this week:
"I've been grazing like I've got the munchies today...either that or a tapeworm."
"What's that on the carpet...it's your NAIL!"
"Is this a booty call text?"
"It's a bird. It's a plane. No, it's a Super Colon!"
"I want to buy you dinner tonight, but there are two strings attached. One is I need to run an errand while we're out. The other string...is attached to the sweater I'm wearing."
1 comment:
wouldn't it be a "booty text?"
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