Friday, March 09, 2007

Friday Funnies

Things that made me laugh this week:

"I've been grazing like I've got the munchies today...either that or a tapeworm."

"What's that on the carpet...it's your NAIL!"

"Is this a booty call text?"

"It's a bird. It's a plane. No, it's a Super Colon!"

"I want to buy you dinner tonight, but there are two strings attached. One is I need to run an errand while we're out. The other string...is attached to the sweater I'm wearing."

1 comment:

Mookee said...

wouldn't it be a "booty text?"