Things that made me laugh since the last FF:
Her: "Have you ever noticed at weddings how there is always one couple, off in a corner, all over each other?"
Him: "Oh. So you noticed me and Laurie making out in the back pew."
"Don't encourage the gays."
Me: "I can't believe how crowded this bus is!"
Him: "Makes it easy to score an anonymous pinch."
"Discussing castrated bees is thrilling"
Taxiing to the terminal at the Denver Airport: "Ladies and Gentleman, the reason our fares are so low is that we actually landed in Colorado Springs and we're driving to Denver."
"I'm impressed with how you're able to sleep so...erect."
1 comment:
Laurie...I tagged you. Don't hate.
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