Things that made me laugh this week:
"I tried to google Carman, that really bad singer from the 80s and 90s, but apparently there's another famous Carmen and all I found was a bunch of bad pictures."
On the subject of Laurie as a little old lady, flirting with little old men:
"I used to be a really good cook. I'll show you pictures."
Girl to Guy at the office: "Do you have time to talk about the cleavage?"
"I'm not real excited about learning the lady-business...you know...all the cycling and secreting of hormones."
"How's the screwing going?"
"There's only one Bendy Troy. What do they think I am, Gumby?"
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Ladies and gentleman... I have arrived. Checkbox has been checked... made the Friday Funnies
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