Things that made me laugh this week:
Friend: "You should come out of your shell."
Me: "I don't have a shell."
Another friend: "You're like a naked turtle."
"That's what you get for eating chicken fat off of someone else's plate."
"Shelley 'Seclusion' Gibbs has left the building."
On the perils of playing co-ed flag football: "Oops! Sorry, I meant to grab your...flag."
What I actually said: "Have a cookie. It will make you feel better."
What he thought I said: "Have a quickie. It will make you feel better."
"I feel like there should be a disclaimer: Actual discipleship results may vary."
"Frontal hugs are bad because our parts might touch."
3 comments:
yes! I made it!!!
i am yet to make it. it is the "not funny enough curse"
::harumph::
tho, i suppose living across the country and never talking with you is a hindrance!
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I like the flag football quote! We are playing here at Bible College... there are segregated teams... with a motion to desegregate
I thought the naked turtle comment was from 2 weeks ago....
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