Things that made me laugh this week:
"If you could talk about floating grass, he would be much more interested in listening to you."
"I think I'll go to Hooters for dinner...to witness to the lost."
"I wish you could do Night Radio and be 'Laurie Fever.'"
"Do you need to go to counseling to work through your blame issues?"
Me to Guy: "Don't forget you have a hotpad in your pants."
Guy to me: "Thanks. I know it's there."
"I don't know which is worse - standing next to Mr. Pipe Smoker or next to Mr. Body Odor. The worst is standing next to both of them. I don't ever want to do that again."