Things that made me laugh this week:
"We should develop a new women's perfume and call it SaltLick!"
"I am the litmus test for grace."
"Laurie, could you ice down my biceps? Because I think they're swollen."
On the subject of Laverne and Shirley:
Me: "It's not like I greet them in the morning."
Guy Friend: "If they were mine, I would greet them every day."
On the subject of crossing the line vs. dancing close to the line:
"If you're only dancing, then you're dancing in the middle of a Southern Baptist Convention Elders' meeting."
"Please let me know when the alpha version of SaltLick is ready for testing."
How the Bible addresses the dangers of internet dating:
"Though I have much to write to you, I would rather not use keyboard and monitor. Instead I hope to come to you and talk face to face, so that our joy may be complete." 2 John 12 (New Living Paradigm Translation)