Things that made me laugh this week:
"In the name of Laurie Johnson, DIE!"
"Why do so many marriages fail? I mean, I know there's porn and stuff..."
"Where's Keira Knightley?" "Probably throwing up in a toilet somewhere."
"Improve your marriage in less than 24 hours!"
"I know what you're thinking...and this is not a booty call."
2 comments:
no tape worms, huh. it really wasnt that funny! haha.
i really enjoyed you this morning. thanks for non-starbucks time. you rock.
Jes! I completely forgot about the tape worm incident! Oh my gosh, I must be getting old if I can't remember something that happened like an hour earlier. Geez.
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