Friday, August 11, 2006

Friday Funnies

Things that made me laugh this week:

"In the name of Laurie Johnson, DIE!"

"Why do so many marriages fail? I mean, I know there's porn and stuff..."

"Where's Keira Knightley?" "Probably throwing up in a toilet somewhere."

"Improve your marriage in less than 24 hours!"

"I know what you're thinking...and this is not a booty call."

3 comments:

jhaas said...

no tape worms, huh. it really wasnt that funny! haha.
i really enjoyed you this morning. thanks for non-starbucks time. you rock.

Karie said...

How about, "Are all the people on this video unsaved Asians?" Kudos to you!

Laurie said...

Jes! I completely forgot about the tape worm incident! Oh my gosh, I must be getting old if I can't remember something that happened like an hour earlier. Geez.