Things that made me laugh this week:
"I have stanima. Stanima. I can't say the word, but I have it."
"Thanks for thinking I'm so FRIGGIN' HUGE!"
"It's hard out here for a pimp."
"Does exchanging digits provide upward mobility on the 'Laurie Johnson's Guy List'?"
"My mother is pushy and stubborn. You would like her."
"When you said you wanted a chocolate milkshake, I recognized God's sovereign design in the situation."