Friday, June 09, 2006

Friday Funnies

Things that made me laugh this week:

"I have stanima. Stanima. I can't say the word, but I have it."

"Thanks for thinking I'm so FRIGGIN' HUGE!"

"It's hard out here for a pimp."

"Does exchanging digits provide upward mobility on the 'Laurie Johnson's Guy List'?"

"My mother is pushy and stubborn. You would like her."

"When you said you wanted a chocolate milkshake, I recognized God's sovereign design in the situation."

5 comments:

Eye Doctor Justin said...

So Awesome! I am cheesing big time. You know it is a good list when both Justins are on there

Laurie said...

It occurs to me that it might be amusing for people to try to figure who the quotes came from. The options are:
Justin
Eye Doctor Justin
Troy, twice (he is the favorite, after all)
Darrick
Ross

Shanna said...

No doubt about the quotes from the two Justins. Pimps and mama's boys are easy to spot. The rest are a bit hazy.

Troy said...

Two of these were mine? I only remember the second one...

Laurie said...

Troy,
It was a conversation late at night and you were really tired, so I am not surprised that you forgot. It's what you do.

Shanna,
You are correct on the Justins. ;)