Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Two- or Three-ply?


Another thing I learned last weekend was that guys have deep thoughts about the quality of toilet paper and how it should be utilized. Apparently whether you wad or fold says a lot about your personality. Yes ladies, these are the kinds of things they talk about.

13 comments:

Dustin said...
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Dustin said...

I can honestly say that I've never asked another man if he "folds" or not, however; I would be scared of such a man that would admit to taking the time to fold.

That said, a real man's T.P. of choice is Charmin with Aloe. It's....well....okay, I'll spare you all from that thought......

Todd Richards said...

I have totally had this conversation with other guys... One of my friends gave me a lot more detail than I wanted, actually.

Eye Doctor Justin said...

dustin, dustin, dustin...
There are certain endeavors in life where a job well done far outways the benefit of saving time.

That Aloe sounds nice...

Jen said...

So what does it mean if you like expensive toilet paper (Kleenex Cottonelle with ripples :) ), but wad? I always knew I was messed up!

Jeanine said...

Hmmm...I can't say I've ever talked to anyone about whether they fold or wad, but I do remember a conversation where someone I had just met told me that she made a mit for bowel movements in public restrooms. Some people are too comfortable with sharing parts of their personal lives.

Todd Richards said...

Laurie, this has to be one of the best blog topics ever.

Anonymous said...

Wait, you can FOLD toilet paper? Like before you use it? Fascinating.

Eye Doctor Justin said...

oh man, Kleenex Cottonelle ripples TOTALLY rocks! Man, I get excited just thinking about it.

Ok jen... what is this about a mit? That is pretty much the creepiest thing that I have ever heard. Is it like a catcher's mitt?

And yes Mr. Anonymous, folding does happen. Not that I know anything about it...

Todd Richards said...

Folding... I have a friend (yes, it really is a friend and not me) who folds all his pieces before starting. He folds them in groups of 5... and then if he needs more... he folds more.

I am with Justin on the mit thing... in fact, I am having trouble typing b/c I am lauging about it. What the heck is that?

Jeanine said...

I can't say exactly what the mitt is...I honestly don't use it, but I guess it's function is kind of like a catcher's mitt. The goal is to decrease the plunk, plunkiness while using a public restroom.

I agree that Charmin is the best...but no aloe...I'm allergic and that could be really bad.

Dustin said...

I want to go on record as saying that although I was Todd's accountiblity partner for a couple of years, I am not the friend he's referencing.

Todd, I don't know who you are meeting with anymore, but it sounds like yall are sharing WAY TOO MUCH in accountiblity these days!

Robin said...

don't you hate the splash especially in public restrooms? I'd like to know more about the "mit"