That's my personality type, according to the all-knowing Oracle of Starbucks. This thing is hilarious and you should definitely check it out. Just type in your drink of choice and it will tell you your personality type, accuracy guaranteed, satisfaction not so much.
My drink is the grande, non-fat, no-whip, peppermint mocha. I am described thus:
Personality Type: High Maintenance.
You pride yourself on being assertive and direct; everyone else thinks you're bossy and arrogant. You're constantly running your mouth about topics that only you would find interesting. Your capacity for wasting other people's time is limitless. Your friends find you intolerable, that's why they're plotting to kill you.
Also drinks: Water. Bottled, chilled with four ice cubes, a twist of lemon, in a crystal glass
Can also be found at: Trendy martini bars
O Wise, All-Knowing Oracle of Starbucks! How do you know me so well?!