Did you know that text messages can demonstrate the depths of someone's affection for you? I offer the following two emails as evidence.
From Troy: "You weren't supposed to respond to my text message! You can pay me the $0.10 at Prayer and Praise tonight."
From Tim: "I think we exchanged about 5 text messages last night.
So, I just wanted to point out that means I care about you 40 cents more than Troy does (since his limit is a dime)."