Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Mr. Right

I think I've found him.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

do you have any suggestions on how to attract/catch miss right?

Mike said...

You might want to check out Online Dating for Calvinists.

Kristen said...

Take tips from Mr. Wonderful...

http://www.christianitytoday.com/men/newsletter/2003/cmn31010.html

http://stuck-on-you.com/mr.html

Kristen said...

Oh I forgot to mention to obvious... ask her out on a date.

Anonymous said...

laurie, have you recently heard any analogies that might help me better understand this whole attracting women thing?

Anonymous said...

Kristen, you state that you have to ask her out on a date. What happens when the good Calvinist woman suddenly turns into an Arminian and exercises her "free will" to say no?

Laurie said...

Dear Anonymous,

First rule for attracting women: be mysterious. You're already working that one by simply not revealing your identity (although I have my suspicions).

Second rule for attracting women: show an interest. You won't get far unless you actually indicate to the girl in question that you think she is pretty gosh darn awesome.

Extra advice: try showing up at her house with flowers...

Karie said...

My two cents...Just get up the guts and ask her out! You'll never know if you don't try!!! So what if she says, "No." You can at least rest easy at night knowing you tried...The lingering unknown question is worse torture...

Laurie said...

Dear Anonymous,

I was reminded this evening of an analogy for attracting women. A wise man once said women are like raccoons...dangle something shiny in front of them and they will come to you. There you have it.

Kristen said...

Wow maybe instead of Dear Abby we should do Dear Anonymous. It certainly sounds intriguing. I could have a lot of fun with that.

Dear Anonymous,
You can take it one of two ways...a) she is missing out or b)Give yourself more credit. Be bold & ask. "Free will" also involves a yes. I daresay the best answer is b).

"Tis so sweet to trust in Jesus..."

Kristen said...

Dear Anonymous,
For more coaching tips check out Hoops & YoYo. They are pros=)

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Daniel said...

Dear Anonymous,
I find that when wooing a Cute Calvinist it best to mention:
1.) My utter depravity without her company
2.) Our predestined introduction
3.) That my interest is in her and her alone
4.) Her irresistibility
5.) She can do nothing to lose my affection

Kristen said...

There's no denying that=)

Anonymous said...

i know just the calvinest to try those on...thanks daniel

Anonymous said...

oops, i misspelled calvinist