I have a sudden craving for orange juice. I think it's because I just glanced up at the TV screen above me in the newsroom and saw a woman chugging from a giant jug of orange juice. Ironically, the commercial was instructing me not to bother with such antiquated ways of boosting one's immune system.
Instead, I'm supposed to crave Airborne.
Mmmm, a refreshing glass of Airborne....
Nope. It's not working. I still want orange juice.