There are certain things you should know if you're over the age of...oh let's say 20...just to be lenient.
Here are some of those things, in no particular order.
Eke and eek are two different words with different meanings. They are not interchangeable.
Same rule applies to loose and lose. Please. Just...don't.
Know the correct saying or colloquialism before you quote it. No, it is not a doggy dog world. Nor are the ideas of March upon you.
If your last name ends with an 's' please know the rules for making it plural and/or possessive. Yes, the Jones family can come to dinner. No, we won't be having dinner at the Jones's. We might water the Joneses' plants. Mr. Jones' bunny is adorable. And you can keep up with the Joneses if you like.
There will be a pop quiz.