The other night I was at the grocery store and an older woman approached me with a confused look on her face. "Espanol?" she asked.
"Uh, hablo pequito espanol," I replied.
She proceeded to explain (in spanish) that she was looking for oregano and didn't know how to find it among the numerous spices on the shelves. I located it for her and that was that.
But I had to ponder...of all the people in the grocery store...why did she think the translucent white girl with red hair was the most likely one to speak spanish?