Unexpected Endings

Over the weekend I found myself seriously contemplating spending the night with a guy.
This isn't something that I frequently have to consider.
I rode to dinner with some friends. Afterward, one of the guys drove me home. When we arrived at my house, I realized my housekeys were in my roommate's car...and my roommate was not at home. It was after midnight.

We looked at each other. He said "My roommates are out of town. You can crash at my place, there's an extra bed. But if you do, we will have to live down the jokes for the rest of our lives."

We made our decision and never looked back.