The Carpet Cleaner Cometh

We had our carpets cleaned today. You have to figure the carpet cleaner man sees a whole lot of houses, a lot of dirty carpets and inside a lot of closets. Which is why his reaction to our closets concerns me. My roommate said when he saw all our shoes he was aghast. Between the two of us, I'd say we probably have about 75 pairs of shoes. That might be too much. The carpet cleaner man seems to think so.