This might only be funny to me, but humor me.
A real im conversation:
me: i just blogged. there's a lot of sexual metaphor in this entry.
him: you would totally as a food network star
me: you left out the verb. i'm going to take that as a compliment
him: i sure did. it's like a mad lib
him: what would you put in the blank?
me: if i didn't already know the context of the convo i'd pick 'lunge'
me: but since i already know the sentence i pick 'rock'
You get the idea...