I had the weirdest dream on Saturday night.
I dreamt my little brother (who is 21, and entirely old enough to know better) snuck into my room in the middle of the night and shaved off half my hair.
I slept through the entire procedure and woke the next morning to discover my newly-shorn look. Needless to say, I was a bit perturbed. I tearfully asked him why he would do such a thing.
He calmly informed me he just wanted to see what it would look like.