Things that made me laugh this week:
"I was jaded by his tallness."
"Council Votes to Cage Children."
"Sorry, I didn't mean to grab you there."
"I guess this means we're getting a new mom and dad."
On the subject of the Dalai Lama being nearly 40 minutes late for a lecture:
"The Dalai Lama is either a procrastinator, disorganized, anal, or he is implicitly giving a lesson on patience. Whatever it is, I like it."