Things that made me laugh this week:
Me: "I have a cold. I was hoping for something more glamorous."
Friend: "Like what...mono?"
"Last night I had fun...even if you didn't put out."
"Don't be ashamed of what you got. It's all about how you work it."
"I'm like a woodland creature. Any sudden moves and I'll scamper off."
On the subject of Payless' Buy One Get One ad campaign:
"Why is it BOGO? Shouldn't it be BOGOHO?"
"I found a neighborhood that is perfect for you. It's a community built to fit your lifestyle: Shady Acres."
"We had the DTR and decided to go physical."
"I think I bit Laurie on Thanksgiving weekend."
"I probably caught your germs when I bit you."
"I check the blog every week to read the Friday Funnies, but sometimes I feel dirty afterward."
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