Things that made me laugh this week:
"I'm not speaking to you today because I'm not on the Friday Funnies."
"Smells like ambush."
"Justin Isaac Fountain isn't a good assassin name."
"But Jiffy is!"
"Do you smell something stinky? Because I think you might be spoiled."
"I don't know if that's funny enough for the Friday Funnies. I've had two glasses of wine...I'm not a good judge."