Friday, August 18, 2006

Friday Funnies

"Do you have any water? Because if you do, we'll stand here and pour it all over our bodies."

"In transexual relationships it can be hard to maintain plutonicity."
translation: in cross-gender friendships it can be hard to maintain platonic boundaries.

"I'm looking forward to meeting Laverne and Shirley."

"He staggers around like a drunk pirate."

3 comments:

Troy said...

This week's Friday funnies seems to be lacking something.

Shanna said...

800 nun comments and none of them were good enough. I need to work on my comedy!

Alyssa said...

Meet Laverne and Shirley? Can they be met? I mean, really?