Things that made me laugh this week (and last week):
Husband and wife speaking simultaneously to me:
Husband~ "You'd like her. Y'all are a lot alike."
Wife~ "She's really dirty."
"Here, have a lemon. It'll help you pucker."
One dude talking to another dude:
"If you were a woman, I'd marry you."
"Would you like to donate a dollar to the trans-gender community?"
"Happy Jesus Music"
"Laurie, I promise he was NOT naked in my bedroom!"
"You're on Laurie's blog. It's like being on Oprah."
"It sucks being a sex object, but it's a price I'm willing to pay."
"I am watching Bob Ross do his "happy little strokes." Can you ever imagine him being angry? He is Clay Collum."
1 comment:
friday was funny!
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