Things that made me laugh this week:
"It's a good thing we have our umbrellas." ~ said by man and teenage son walking in rain carrying tiny drink umbrellas.
"Will you marry me? We can register at Pottery Barn." ~ my second marriage proposal from a girl.
"Dude, your car is getting more action than we are! It's copping a feel!" ~ said by two guys after learning the car seat belt was uncomfortably squishing a certain female body part.