Friday, July 07, 2006

Friday Funnies

Things that made me laugh this week:

"It's a good thing we have our umbrellas." ~ said by man and teenage son walking in rain carrying tiny drink umbrellas.

"Will you marry me? We can register at Pottery Barn." ~ my second marriage proposal from a girl.

"Dude, your car is getting more action than we are! It's copping a feel!" ~ said by two guys after learning the car seat belt was uncomfortably squishing a certain female body part.


Eye Doctor Justin said...

copping a feel.
It had to hav been Ross that said that.

rwt said...

Throw me under the bus dude!...the other guy said that part...oops, did I say too much :)

Shanna said...

I changed my mind. I want to register at Z Gallerie. It is better than Pottery Barn and this being my first marriage and all, I want to go all out!

Laurie said...

I LOVE Z Gallerie...we are so registering there!

Please note that it was not me who threw you under the bus this time.