Dinah emailed me this morning. She found a cockroach in her bed last night. Clarification: She woke up and found a cockroach in bed with her last night.
This is no longer a nightmare. It's hell on earth.
Man, these roaches are sketchy. First, you find them making babies on your kitchen wall, and now they're crawling into your beds! And all this right across the street from a church.
Please pass along my sympathies. If I were you, I would sue. I see lawsuit in your future--pain and suffering...oh, and there should be compensation for emotional distress. Attempted murder maybe? She could have died! It would have given me a heart attack for sure...
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I woke up to a text this morning from Dinah: "Roach in my bed." I almost called into work sick.
Man, these roaches are sketchy. First, you find them making babies on your kitchen wall, and now they're crawling into your beds! And all this right across the street from a church.
Please pass along my sympathies. If I were you, I would sue. I see lawsuit in your future--pain and suffering...oh, and there should be compensation for emotional distress. Attempted murder maybe? She could have died! It would have given me a heart attack for sure...
Can I brag a little and throw in here that I killed it for her?! Yes, at 1am in the morning, I killed a roach in Dinah's bed.
Never again.
A-C-I-D B-A-T-H
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