Things that made me laugh this week:
"Mark this day. At 8:53pm on Monday, June 19th, I reminded you of something you have to do this week!"
"I'm looking for my IBM -- Ideal Black Man"
"Don't you think it's weird for a grown man to have a pet frog?"
"I'm calling to tell you about a kinky bumper sticker I just saw"
"I may be all man on the outside, but on the inside beats the gentle heart of a woman...with a beard"
"Why don't we just go get naked?!"
Starbucks tally is updated: the "usual" PLUS a piece of coffee cake -- $6.17.