Friday, June 16, 2006

Friday Funnies: The Shady Version

Things that made me laugh this week:

"You two are like peas and carrots. You're the pea to his carrot."

"Anyway, you live with Laurie. You should be used to shady humor, I don't even have the guts to repeat the shady things she has emailed to me before."

"Would you really want your speedo mounted anywhere else?"

"Roaches in the bed gives a whole new meaning to 'Baits Motel.'"

"Surely a sweet, innocent and unmistakeably beautiful girl like Laurie Johnson wouldn't know what 'porn' is."

*Please know that all these comments, when taken in context, are not nearly as shady as they appear.

Also, the Starbucks tally is updated. I met Shanna for coffee last night and ordered a grande, no whip hot chocolate. I paid $2.65 for it. Unfortunately, I received a tall, no whip hot chocolate. Shanna and I decided that God, in His sovereignty, ordained for me to save the calories but not the money.

4 comments:

Eye Doctor Justin said...

I thought

"Mommy and Daddy need some alone time."

just might make the list

Laurie said...

Justin,

I completely forgot about that comment! I think I was trying to erase it from my memory. ;) But you are right that it should definitely be on the Friday Funnies: The Shady Version. That comment really was shady...even in context.

Shanna said...

The Lord giveth the wrong size Starbucks and He taketh away the money. Praise that!

gL said...

I am glad I was there for that... though it was closer to creepy than shady.