Things that made me laugh this week:
"You two are like peas and carrots. You're the pea to his carrot."
"Anyway, you live with Laurie. You should be used to shady humor, I don't even have the guts to repeat the shady things she has emailed to me before."
"Would you really want your speedo mounted anywhere else?"
"Roaches in the bed gives a whole new meaning to 'Baits Motel.'"
"Surely a sweet, innocent and unmistakeably beautiful girl like Laurie Johnson wouldn't know what 'porn' is."
*Please know that all these comments, when taken in context, are not nearly as shady as they appear.
Also, the Starbucks tally is updated. I met Shanna for coffee last night and ordered a grande, no whip hot chocolate. I paid $2.65 for it. Unfortunately, I received a tall, no whip hot chocolate. Shanna and I decided that God, in His sovereignty, ordained for me to save the calories but not the money.