The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

The bad news is the water is still off. The good news is apparently I am "essential staff" because I still have to be here. The ugly news is they are currently setting up port-a-potties in the parking lot. I am not kidding. They do not pay me enough to walk out to the office parking lot and use a port-a-potty. Wendy's is still the better option here. This is like a funny nightmare.